Before thee day is O'er...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. Bartender says, "Hey, what's with the steering wheel? Doesn't that hurt?" Pirate says, "Arrrgh, it's driving me nuts!"

Did you hear about the new pirate movie coming out? It's rated Aaargh!

Q:how much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A:a buccaneer

Arrr. a har har har.